Survey #13

Back with another one! The good part about this one was the twist at the end, which got well settled and sleeping people jumping up in their seats at 7 in the morning, and that was fun (not really for them). Yes, this bit also got people thinking double the times they already think for a survey answer, and we also saw many cases of reverse favouritism: where the one favouring undergoes heartbreak, unlike the usual story! But in the end, some did, some still haven’t, and here’s the question, and the result.

Q: If you could bring a fictional character to life, who’d you bring, and why? And then, what if the character attacked you?

Shania: Flint Lockwood (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) so that we can make amazing food-producing machines together!! He’s harmless, he’s my BFF!

Eesha: The Doctor (Probably the 10th one) because I get to travel time and have cool adventures. If he attacked me… he’d make a scary face, but he’s too nice to do anything bad.

Nethra: Chandler Bing, because he’s awesome! And Joey! I love him! I don’t care if they attack me… I’d let them!

Aayush (Satchit): God.

Satchit: Baymax. End of story.

Anush: Doomguy, if he gives me his praetor suit armour and his entire arsenal of weapons.

Anisha: Phineas and Ferb.

Vidhi: The Simpsons.

Vedika: My will to live.

Harneet: Harry Potter. I’d attack him back with wand and spells.

Mahwash: Umm… Well… You know, PERCY JACKSON! If he attacks me, I’d be honoured, I just wanna meet him!

Arjun: Jessica Rabbit. If she attacks… (clears his throat) uhm-hum. Wink wink wink!

Aakansha: Kise Ryota (Kurokoro no Basuke) or Cecil (Uta Pri) or Hades (Kamigami no Asobi) because why not? They won’t attack because they are too kind or too powerless to cause harm. Or I’d pick Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon!

Anshul: Either Maverick (Tom Cruise) from Top Gun or Billy Hope (Southpaw). I will not give Maverick his jet, and Billy his gloves, so they won’t attack me.
Or a girlfriend, definitely!

Aninthitha: Batman and Flash. They’ll kill me, duh, but I know their secret identities, so hopefully I’m not gonna be dead, I don’t know, man, I’ll just die, but I’ll die knowing it was the BATMAN.

Akanksha: Marley from Marley and Me.

Kritika: Castiel. Because I love him. He won’t kill me because he’s literally an angel.

Vishruta: Undecided, too many!

Aditi: The boy from Bubblegum Boy (I understand that there is a different meaning to it) Derek can only attack verbally and I enjoy verbal fights and would end up laughing throughout the fight. It would be one hell of a fight!

Anandita: I’d bring Snape to life because he is <3. He won’t attack me because I love him and he’s nice to the Slytherins who love him. (No, I am not saying I’m a Slytherin.)

Shreya: I would try to bring back Michel from the Vampire Diaries, perform the spell from the witch to take his powers because he is the first Original, and the take him back to death!

Ashay: I’d bring Kochikame ‘cuz HE DA SHIZZZZ. If he attacks me I’d use my snake to charm him and then make him my slave.

Kaanan: It has to be Dobby or Fred. They can’t attack me, I guess. If not, then Harry’s parents.

Sakshi: I’d bring the Power Puff Girls and Jonny Bravo, because ‘Girls be boss and Jonny be my bae.

Shivam: Caroline from Two Broke Girls.

Khushi: I’d bring alive the Teletubbies, because it’s time for tadda-ninnie.

Sakshi: I’d love to have friends like the characters in FRIENDS, but I wouldn’t want them to attack me!

Aditya: Carter Kane, Zia Rashid (Kane Chronicles)
Euphie, Suzaku (Code Geass)
Annabeth Chase, Zoë Nightshade (duh!) (Percy Jackson)
Neville Longbottom, Renus Lupin, Luna Lovegood.

Vyshnavi: Blondie, aka Scorpius Malfoy!

Omkar: I’d bring SpongeBob SquarePants, because he is too awesome, enough said. If he attacked me, I’d squeeze him.

Pranav: Of course, Pacman! If he tried to attack me, I am no short of ghosts…

Marc: Nathan Drake from Uncharted 4. If he attacks me, I’m done for, I guess.

Harshuday: I’d bring alive the Mentalist, and he won’t really attack me because he can just read my mind, and I’m good with that.

Lakshit: Joel from The Last of Us. He’s a cool guy, so he won’t attack me!

Eeshan: MasterChief from Halo. He might kill me, but at least I’ll get to fire a plasma gun and fly a banshee.

Riya: Harry Potter! He won’t attack me.

Akshay: Chotta Bheem! If he attacks me, I will give him laddoos so that he becomes my friend.

Anand: Sherlock Holmes. If he attacks me, I’ll die…

Simant: Goku. If he attacks, I’ll offer him the best food found in our world.

Maulishri: Dr. Strange!! Because I love him, he’s damn cool and he has got the swag! He won’t attack me, I brought him to life, duh!

Shamila ma’am: Aladdin, because he is so handsome, courageous and brave. I’ll bring him to life so I can marry him.

Keerti: Percy Jackson and Shinichi Kudo. If they attack me, I’d be the happiest person to die!

Manya: Aang of Avatar…

Anushree: Usui Takumi from Kaichou Wa Maid Sama. I’d die, but he wouldn’t attack me because he loves cats. Like Leicht.

Shefali: Doraemon, for no particular reason.

Ayushi: Spider-Man, and we could help people! He won’t even attack me!

Priyansh: I would love to be with Doodie man, and would always love to stay behind him.

Yusuf: Iron Man! If he attacks me? Bro, I am HULK!

Arkin: Shivaji the Boss! If he attacks, well… The rest is self-explanatory.

Shrinjay: Shakti-Maan! The way he flies is amazing! (He laughs)

Neha: Mortimer from Inkheart, then I can make all of them come alive! Mwahahahahahahahaa!

Mohak: The main character from Watchdogs 2. I want all those drones!

Sapna: Eric from House of Night, because he has something about him that I want to know from meeting him. If he attacked me, then I’d probably let him. Come on man, he’s hot!

Diya: Edward Cullen from Twilight, because I love vampires. And if he attacked me, my dream would come true, if you know what I mean.

Pranav: I’d bring Doraemon, and if he attacks me, I’ll take all his Doracakes.

Nethra: Me. Cuz me da bomb.
(Note: this was a request. This person does not exist.)

Tanishi: Edward from Twilight, as vampires are great and it’s gonna be a great experience being with him and fighting against werewolves and if he attacked me… aw, I wouldn’t mind! (Winks)

Deepan: Ms. Chanandler “Bong”! And knowing “him”, attack? Seriously?
Also, Sirius Black and Snape.

Mahima: Dean and Sam Winchester, ’cause they’re hot af, and I’d happily die if they attacked me, but first bring them alive.

Raghav: Portugas D Ace. If I were to fight him, I would just tell him I know his brother Luffy and then we’d end up being the best of friends.

Krishnan: Iron Man! If he attacks me, then I can’t do much about it, apart from facing it bravely! XD

Nirmitii: Mason Jr. from the movie Boyhood. He would probably attack me with his intellect and philosophy. If he does that, I’ll throw the Kardashians on his face!

Rishbha: The Wolverine. If he attacks, I’m dead.

Jyotishka: Batman. He doesn’t kill, so I think I’m safe.

Vrinda: Cole Stone. I’d die happily.

Adhya: Captain America, ’cause he is hot as F. If he would attack me, I dunno, I’d probably kiss him, lol.

Ovee: The Flash. I would call all of his enemies at once.

Aayushi: Damon Salvatore. If he attacks me, I’d probably die.

Sudhanshu: Mr. Bean. If he tried to attack me and kill me, I would die laughing.

Jatin: Fictional, you say? Bruce Wayne’s parents. If they tried to kill me, they’d probably die. Then I’ll be the one responsible for Batman’s creation.

Ajinkya: All the ghosts from Goosebumps. I would have fun with them. They won’t attack me because I believe in them.

Rashiv: I’d like to bring to life the Flash (Barry Allen) because he can provide me with velocity 9 and make me a speedster. Then, even if he tried to kill me, I’d be the fastest man alive.

Charul: Shin chan… Because, why not.

Nishidh: Daredevil. He won’t kill me, but I’d be in the hospital for 2-3 months if he attacked me!

Anushka: Doctor Strange, because he practices the mystic arts and still has a scientific mindset. If he tried to attack me, I would reason it out, because he’s very practical.

Ritika: Harry potter. He is one of the bravest characters I’ve come across, plus he is cute, I lovee him.
If he attacks me, I’ll die.
He is so nicee, why will he even  attack me?

Lamha: Joker (Heath Ledger) Cause he’s awesome and the best person alive (if he were).
I would die an honorable death, and die with a fight!

Vani: I would bring Scorpious Malfoy to life because that’s someone I would like to have around myself, his entire aura is very eccentric and cheerful and I like to surround myself with such people. If he attacked me I would probably fight him.

Kruthika: Dr. Strange.  Scream Dormammu.

Anjali: Harvey Specter. I would love to bring him to life because who doesn’t want to be friends with a sassy badass and an amazing piece of gold. And one his piece of advice; “Caring only makes you weak. They know you care, they’ll walk all over you.” Preach it, people!

Pallavi: Peeta Mellark. He’s the sweetest and one of the kindest book character ever!  (I read too much fan fiction.) If he attacked me.. I would be sad.. And hurt I guess. He’s too cool for me to fight back,

Manvika: Tessa Gray. I wouldn’t do anything if she attacked.

Saahil: I would bring Tony Stark to life so that the world could get all the tech he is capable of making. If he tries to attack, I’ll run like a bug.

Rajveer: Ash Ketchum, because I love him. If he attacks me, I’ll run.
(Did anyone get that reference, by the way?)

Satvik: Neo from the Matrix, because come on! HE IS GOD!!! If he attacks me, then… I probably can’t even fight back. My human shell will disintegrate before I ever realise it.

Shlok: I’d bring Tom and Jerry, and play Tom & Jerry with them. And I’d bring the Flash, and I am sure he won’t attack me, but if he does, I will have the cold gun in my hand.

A.M.: Dr. Jackal from Get Backers. If he attacks, I’d die! He’s fast! Also, I’d bring my hopes and dreams alive.

Saif: I’d bring alive Vlad Dracula. If he attacks me, I will let Him, because I love vampires and always wanted to be one.

Aayush: Minions, because they shall help me in my endeavours during different school lectures. And if they’d attack me, I would shoot them with a freeze ray. Despicable me.

 

Survey #10

Back, deca-powered. Running in two digits now. With no more delay, here’s the next survey.

Q: Plan your own death.

Deepan: “A bullet through the brain is peaceful in its own respect.” – Mr. Robot

Aditya: Falling into a black hole should be painless because of the speed.

Yusuf: A bullet through the brain so I don’t feel the pain.

Aditi: A death where I am pushed off a cliff into water.

Arshya: Peacefully, in my sleep.

Akanksha: In my sleep, when I’m like 85, at the same time as my future husband.

Aakansha: Maybe through chemicals, some way that doesn’t lead to me screaming out of pain.

Ashay: I’d die of overeating.

Aayush: A silent, peaceful death, preferably cyanide.

Tanishi: Jumping off an aeroplane.

Anjali: I’d like to die sleeping, because then people would know that I died doing what I love.

Mahwash: I would prefer dying laughing because it will be happily painful, preferably with Tanishi.

Anandita: Anything quick and painless.

Shreya: By getting lost in time travel or amidst a black hole.

Charul: My death will be very mysterious, like Liesa.

Sakshi: Cliff jumping.

Shlok: I just don’t want you to for on a ventilator. I’d rather die in the Fat Man’s Cafe in a Venum GT.

Shania: I’d jump off the Empire State Building. Or I’d die cooking the last meal of my life. I’ll sit with my family and have the meal and then… I’ll die.

Neha: Falling into a black hole (or as close to that as physics allows).

Akshay: By drowning in the sea with my loved ones. (Titanic style).

Lamha: Jump off an aeroplane, doing somersaults, screaming ‘YODO’ without a parachute into the ocean.

Aaliya: Jump off a cliff with a cupcake.

Hruditha: In my sleep.

Harneet: Peacefully, without feeling anything, it’s better than dying with a sword in your stomach.

Keerti: I’d want Hades to kill me.

Anushka: I want a peaceful death – no pain. But I want to write my own eulogy.

Joshika: I want to come under a car in front of FIITJEE , preferably a Jaguar.

Sanyukta: I want a sudden death.

Ayushi: I want my death to be a sacrifice for many people, for it to save numerous lives and after my death, I wish to be well known for my sacrifice.

Satvik: To die a warriors’ death, in my opinion, is the best death.

Satchit: Nazi death camp/ joyless overload/ drowned by kittens/ not wearing a space suit/ browser pop up: Ninjas/ potatoes.

Aayushi: I don’t have a life, already dead. (Credits: Ashay) (Ashay: Aw yeah!!)

Mahima: I think I’ll go to a farm, start petting a bull and the bull will kill me. (Predicted by Akanksha)

Raghav: I’d die of an illness called love.

Radhika: I want to die in a tsunami.

Jatin: Satin himself will kill me.

Kritika: Drowning.

Vishruta: Kill myself and frame someone else for it.

Girisha: I’d die skydiving.

Diya: I’d hire a hot mafia guy to stab me.

Oleina: I want to die at sea, bitten by a shark.

Punnati: I don’t want to die!

Zeba: Death by chocolate.

Sapna: I’d like to die on my birthday, in my sleep.

Shalini: I’d die a natural death.

Jahnavi: Naturally.

Adhya: Old age.

Tanishka: Old age.

Archit: I’d like to die onstage behind a drum kit with a live audience.

Zahida: I’d die sleeping.

Anushka: I wouldn’t plan it, because I enjoy living every moment not knowing when my life will end.

Vani: I would like to die in a library, just after finishing a book.

Pooja B ma’am: I’d want to die fully functional, financially independent and not dependent on time.

Pooja K ma’am: On a beach, in a hammock.

Eva: I’d want someone to poison my food without me knowing it.

Anush: In a Lake Como villa.

Saif: I’d like to die driving my car.

Rishbha: I’d cut my hand. Maiming.

Jatin: I’d plan for two tractors to come and crash my car (with me in it).

Arathi: My death should be with my friends together…

Anisha: A good way to die would be jumping off the tallest building. Or think about free falling in the sky. That would be amazing, like how you feel in a nice ride x 1000.

Aninthitha: Die in war. Preferably with a sword in my hand, because I love swords, or a gun. Go down fighting. Not the cutesy-surrounded-by-loved-ones-in-a-warm-bed crap.

Kruthika: I am already dead inside.

Shefali: Surviving without songs is death!

Arjun: The most peaceful and painless death after a satisfactory life.

Anisha: In my sleep.

Anshul: Me flying an Antonov 225 and crashing it into the CBSE headquarters.

Aakansha: I would die as a hero who fought for the good (of humanity? Maybe. Maybe not.) because lliving longer may lead to me being considered a villain.

Manvika: Whatever it would be, it would be quick and painless, with a smile on my face. A smile that is real.

Rest in peace for some, rest in pieces for some others, but never rust in peace.