One day life is a double vanilla creme latte con pana, the next day, it’s in the trash.
This week, we explore the lives of surveyees, MasterChef style. (Or not so much.)
Q: Describe yourself in food terminology.
Aakansha: Red Velvet. Banana. BANANA IS PERFECT.
Shania: Gold-foiled, sweet caviar with apricot jam topped with white truffle shavings. Amazing yet absolutely unnecessarily expensive af.
Anushka: Rasgulla. (Credits: Sakshi)
Sakshi: Ragada pattice + lettuce.
Siddharth: I’m dark chocolate cake with a milk chocolate between cake layers.
Saarthak: A multi flavoured ice cream. (Different flavours expressing different parts of me.)
Eva: Sev puri.
Rashiv: Cheeni. (Sugar)
Jai: A double cheeseburger.
Satchit: Pie flavoured pie.
Khushi: Cheesecake and chai.
Harshuday: Butter chicken / Tom yum soup – Singaporean.
Hardik: Bhindi ki sabzi.
Lakshit: A noodle frankie.
Shrinjay: Udon noodles – Japanese.
Richa: I’d be an onion: layered.
Neha: Broccoli (it’s a positive thing, not negative. Broccoli positivity.)
Ashay: Hot and sour.
Daivya: Red velvet pastry.
Satchit #2: Coq au vin. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [Sorry. I’d promised to spam.]
Radhika: Butter chicken.
Anandita: Chef’s special. No one’s tried it yet. [Me: Why?]
Yusuf: Long fine rice with a sprinkle of salt and fresh basil and thyme aroma with yellow pulses… KHICHDI!! Rocks!
[clarification: He didn’t mean ‘rocks’ as food.]
Simant: As cold as vanilla ice cream along with Hershey’s chocolate syrup toppings and a chocolate fudge cake! Slurrp!
Ronan: Quite fiery, with some pepper. Sweet aftertaste. 😉
Shamila ma’am: Hot chocolate cake! 😉
Manish sir: Cocktail.
Sakshi: Spicy chicken broth along with dark chocolate!
Mahima: Tic Tac.
Lamha: RAINBOW CAKE! (With sprinkles. [ (crazed smile) ]
Nirmiti: Cappuccino. #Hangry Di… You get it. *wink wink* *blush blush*
Deyvani: Froot Loops [(TM) (R) (C) @ All copyrights reserved, I do not own anything, YouTube is free for all, no animals were hurt during… What am I doing. Interrupting mid-answer.] with Szechuan sauce.
Adhya: Caramel frappé. Just because it’s my favourite.
Vani: Chocolate chip cupcake. Or Alive by Chocolate Donuts. (Dunkin Donuts) [(R) (TM)… Forget it, sue me.]
Sakshi: I don’t like food, I don’t like myself.
Anushka: Spicy with a hint of salt.
Anushree: Kimchi rice/Noodles and Tiramisu.
Satchit #3: Bheja fry.
Ajinkya: Maharaja Mac (chicken).
Arjun: A subway footlong sandwich (veg or non veg, your choice) and coffee.
Satchit #4: Honey, but I’m not so lucky. Yet. (Hello ladies.) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Vedika: Coffee and dead meat.
[explanation: just about alive, and dead.]
Aayushi: Hot wings.
Rishi: Masala papad.
Shivam: Humans. [Arjun: Hannibal Lecter loves you.]
Sai: Aloo paratha.
Sudhanshu: Noodles. My life is twisted. So much.
Sanyukta: I’m a pizza.
Navya: I’m a Durian.
Zeba: Spaghetti. (My hair is a mess.)
Amrita: Mango. ‘Cuz ordinary.
[For tubelights like me: ‘aam’.]
Shreya: Coffee, passion fruit, and coconut.
Jatin: Chocolate boy.
Hardik: French fries.
[Satchit: ‘And everything else French too. Wink wink.’]
Ayushi: Chocolate ice cream.
Akanksha: Dosa and jam.
Shubhankar: Vada pav.
Tanishi: Honey chilli potato. (Sweet and spicy!)
Rishbha: Alfredo Pasta.
Rishabh: Sizzler. Nutella waffle.
Satvik: Nutella with rice.
Pranav: Spices with sweet.
Abhinav: Black Forest.
Aditi: Rajma chawal.
Khushi: Butter chicken.
Maitri: Pani puri and cheesecake.
Shubham: Paneer. (Tasty and soft.)
Nishigandha ma’am: Chowmein.
Aayush: Chocolate boy.
Aayush: A tall glass of water. (Bland) / Bheja fry.
Anshul: Ghost pepper wings, chicken or beef.
Kritika: Deep fried depression.
Mahima: Undercooked medium rare happiness.
Deepan: Anything deep fried on pan.
Manasi: Pizza- nice warm and fattening also helps in a peaceful death and foodgasm.
Vidhi: Pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese.
Mahwash: Chicken pizza with extra cheese. [And yes, pizza and junk food are two different categories. I learn.]
Samadrita: Recipe looks easy but you realise the difficulty when you try to make it. Bland when made without feelings, but delicious when made with love.
Abirami: I’m like chocolate. Looks like poop on the outside, but nice on the inside.
Aninthitha: A dark blend of various meats with the choicest liver and a heart straight from the pits of hell, warmed by Lucifer served to you in a flesh prison sautéed with the freshest brine water and dirt straight from below your feet roasted to a medium brown by a unique French innovation called the sun served with a side of feels.
I would suggest a bottle of IF YOU ANNOY ME, YOU CAN TASTE MY FIST 2000 to pair excellently with your fine meal.
For desert we have MCR on a plate, ice cold, just how you like it.
Dead. Like you inside.
Anisha: I’d be a sizzling brownie, ‘cuz duh.
Manvika: Sauté + Smoked + Deep Fried + Tossed + Charred = Hot Mess.