*stretches out of disuse*
A rare moment of freedom and inspiration has allowed me to put out this much-procrastinated survey… it may be from September, for all I know!
Q: What are your plans for surviving apocalypse?
Shania: Die? Or dress Zombae’s hair. I’ll be a Zombae hairdresser: Zombae Hair Salon. Please visit!
Pranav: Probably bingewatch my 50 anime gigs and Narcos before that happens. But if I get the chance to run away like in ‘2012’, then of course, why not?
Aayush: I’ll follow Nidhi ma’am.
Anand: I shall die with music in my ears, anime in my heart and a basketball in my hands. A glorious, beautiful death.
Siddharth: Assuming that the apocalypse is the shutting down of the Internet, I’d survivse on pre-downloaded TV-shows till I run out and then live life lkike people did in the 1800s and 1900s: bare essentials.
Aayush: Just chill.
Sakshi: Stay hiddden in one of the deserted cars, because nobody pays attention to them.
Neha: If it’s a zombie apocalypse, I will camp out in a huge grocery store and stay away from bikers or people trying to find their families because 99% of the time, they’re crazier than the zombies.
If it’s a robot apocalypse, then I’d be quite happy to let them inherit the earth. They’d probably do a brilliant job.
Vyshnavi: I’m useless, so I’d die!
Eesha: I 1. am very tiny
2. care for no one
So I can hide in the weirdest of places and also will slaughter a person if needed. And I will do anything for a burger.
Shubhankar: I don’t wanna survive.
Marc: I can’t share that, or you’ll survive. [Yeah, thank you.]
Netra: Time travel again and again until I actually die.
Shrinjay: You don’t survive an apocalypse.
Eeshan: Take a neverending nap.
Yusuf: I will be under the protection of “Sunita Ramesh”. [inside joke]
Ritankar: Let’s all die together!
Kaustubh: Get high on all kinds of drugs nd play my Xbox till I die.
Anushka: Die happily because I’ll have no reason to live.
Daivya: Just die.
Eva: Go with the flow, and by that I mean, you guessed it, die.
Ashay: Go to pharen country.
Jai: Go to pharen country with Ashay.
Parthiv: Go to pharen country with Jai.
Harshit: Die with a glass of wine.
Archit: Go crazy all around.
Adhvait: Watch theb world tear apart
Ronan: Behave like a caveman 🙂
Aditya: Hide in a seed vault with a truck of soil.
Shamila ma’am: Go to pharen country with Ashay, Jai and Parthiv, if they don’t mind!
Manish sir: I’d die.
Satchit: I am Cactus-Man. Nothing can hinder my survival.
Saahil: My version of the apocalypse is the one from Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, so I’d survive it by eating all the food. I must save the world!
[Anushree: Yes, please. Especially for us vegetarians.]
Aakansha: Use my T.A.R.D.I.S. to go to another era.
Vedika: I don’t plan to survive.
Kritika: I’d die.
Sanyukta: Just dieee!
Manasi: Apocalypse is: Sanyukta’s screching, Aditi being a rat, Aninthitha [… this response was interrupted by actual apocalypse: the reak probably ended.]
Manya: Volcanic apocalypse: novels, and enjoying it. Thank goodness it finally happened.
Manvika: Who said I wanted to survive?
Aaliya: I will cause the zombie apocalypse, run around and eat people’s brains!
Aninthitha: If there’s a robot/AI battle for domination, I’ll turn. I hate people.
Rishabh: I’d just like to chill.
Arjun: I’ll hide under a table with enough water and food.
Shivani: Don’t wanna survive!
Jahnavi: I’d travel to another universe.
Vidhi: Stock up on pizza and coke in a cool place below the surface of the earth.
Anisha: Take all my books and hide in a cave/island/bunker.
Arshya: Hide somewhere.
Anandita: Huh? Plan? Whaat?
Aelin (pseudonym): Apocalypse: there’s no music and books in the world anymore.
How I’ll survive: Learn how to sing and manufactjure instruments, especially guitars and pianos.
Pragya: Apocalypse: No colours, everything is plain, black and white.
How I’ll survive: I’ll learn to paint and manufacture brushes, paints, everything related to art.
Manasi (again): lmao I’d die first (unfit af).
Aryaa: Survival of the fittest! I will fight to death. [this response hs been awarded seven stars and an “A++++++” by a fellow surveyee]
Anushree: I’ll accompany Akicchi because she’ll know how to operate T.A.R.D.I.S. (I’m not a Whovian).
Aditi: I am ready for apocalypse. I have a secret candy stash (not telling where it is), I can survive in a bunker without meeting humans for days, and I’m not a very virtuous person either.
What more do you need?
Gauri: Build a bunker, fill it with an assortment of food, but mostly chocolate and cheese, stay there and watch movies for the remainder of my life.
Tanishi: I don’t wnna live! I’d die– happily!
Yatin: Promise me a pizza nd a smoothie, and maybe I’ll change sides.
Raghav: All the meth!
Ayushi: I wouldn’t want to survive it. I’d prefer to die.
Jatin: Food suply, ammo and a shotgun.
Radhika: Lay down on the road and act like I’m dead.
Mahwash: I would hoard pizzas and hang out with Arnab Goswami (to break the ice).
Anshul: Die before it even hits. Simple.
Deepan: Already going through one. It’s called twelfth grade.
Satvik: Lock myself up and meditate, then probaby get the zombies to self-actualization and become their spiritual leader (not to be confused with MSG).
Punyam: No die.
Know what, the final verdict is out. We’re not going to make it. But I hope I make it, to the next survey! I’ve still tons of that crazy stuff to put out. Hold on tight.