Survey #25

One day life is a double vanilla creme latte con pana, the next day, it’s in the trash.

This week, we explore the lives of surveyees, MasterChef style. (Or not so much.)

Q: Describe yourself in food terminology.

Aakansha: Red Velvet. Banana. BANANA IS PERFECT.

Shania: Gold-foiled, sweet caviar with apricot jam topped with white truffle shavings. Amazing yet absolutely unnecessarily expensive af.

Anushka: Rasgulla. (Credits: Sakshi)

Sakshi: Ragada pattice + lettuce.

Siddharth: I’m dark chocolate cake with a milk chocolate between cake layers.

Saarthak: A multi flavoured ice cream. (Different flavours expressing different parts of me.)

Eva: Sev puri.

Rashiv: Cheeni. (Sugar)

Jai: A double cheeseburger.

Satchit: Pie flavoured pie.

Khushi: Cheesecake and chai.

Harshuday: Butter chicken / Tom yum soup – Singaporean.

Hardik: Bhindi ki sabzi.

Lakshit: A noodle frankie.

Shrinjay: Udon noodles – Japanese.

Maulishri: Brownies.

Richa: I’d be an onion: layered.

Neha: Broccoli (it’s a positive thing, not negative. Broccoli positivity.)

Ashay: Hot and sour.

Daivya: Red velvet pastry.

Aditya: Umami.

Satchit #2: Coq au vin. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)         ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)    [Sorry. I’d promised to spam.]

Radhika: Butter chicken.
Eggplant lasagna.

Anandita: Chef’s special. No one’s tried it yet. [Me: Why?]

Yusuf: Long fine rice with a sprinkle of salt and fresh basil and thyme aroma with yellow pulses… KHICHDI!! Rocks!
[clarification: He didn’t mean ‘rocks’ as food.]

Simant: As cold as vanilla ice cream along with Hershey’s chocolate syrup toppings and a chocolate fudge cake! Slurrp!

Ronan: Quite fiery, with some pepper. Sweet aftertaste. 😉

Shamila ma’am: Hot chocolate cake! 😉

Manish sir: Cocktail.

Sakshi: Spicy chicken broth along with dark chocolate!

Mahima: Tic Tac.

Saif: H-U-N-G-R-Y.

Lamha: RAINBOW CAKE! (With sprinkles. [ (crazed smile) ]

Nirmiti: Cappuccino. #Hangry Di… You get it. *wink wink* *blush blush*

Deyvani: Froot Loops [(TM) (R) (C) @ All copyrights reserved, I do not own anything, YouTube is free for all, no animals were hurt during… What am I doing. Interrupting mid-answer.] with Szechuan sauce.

Divya: Pizza.

Isha: Caramel.

Adhya: Caramel frappé. Just because it’s my favourite.

Vani: Chocolate chip cupcake. Or Alive by Chocolate Donuts. (Dunkin Donuts) [(R) (TM)… Forget it, sue me.]

Sakshi: I don’t like food, I don’t like myself.

Anushka: Spicy with a hint of salt.

Anushree: Kimchi rice/Noodles and Tiramisu.

Satchit #3: Bheja fry.

Ajinkya: Maharaja Mac (chicken).

Arjun: A subway footlong sandwich (veg or non veg, your choice) and coffee.

Satchit #4: Honey, but I’m not so lucky. Yet. (Hello ladies.) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Vedika: Coffee and dead meat.
[explanation: just about alive, and dead.]

Aayushi: Hot wings.

Rishi: Masala papad.

Shivam: Humans. [Arjun: Hannibal Lecter loves you.]

Sai: Aloo paratha.

Sudhanshu: Noodles. My life is twisted. So much.

Sanyukta: I’m a pizza.

Navya: I’m a Durian.

Aparajithaa: Litchi.

Zeba: Spaghetti. (My hair is a mess.)

Girisha: Pizza.

Jyotishk: Dhokla.

Amrita: Mango. ‘Cuz ordinary.
[For tubelights like me: ‘aam’.]

Punyam: Steak.

Shlok: Dragonfruit.

Shreya: Coffee, passion fruit, and coconut.

Jatin: Chocolate boy.

Hardik: French fries.
[Satchit: ‘And everything else French too. Wink wink.’]

Ayushi: Chocolate ice cream.

Akanksha: Dosa and jam.

Shubhankar: Vada pav.

Tanishi: Honey chilli potato. (Sweet and spicy!)

Rishbha: Alfredo Pasta.

Rishabh: Sizzler. Nutella waffle.

“Annabeth”: Pizza.

Satvik: Nutella with rice.

Pranav: Spices with sweet.

Aryaa: Jelly.

Abhinav: Black Forest.

Charul: Dog.

Aditi: Rajma chawal.

Khushi: Butter chicken.

Riya: Brownie.

Maitri: Pani puri and cheesecake.

Niti: Salad.

Shubham: Paneer. (Tasty and soft.)

Suchi: Fries.

Nishigandha ma’am: Chowmein.

Aayush: Chocolate boy.

Aayush: A tall glass of water. (Bland) / Bheja fry.

Anshul: Ghost pepper wings, chicken or beef.

Kritika: Deep fried depression.

Mahima: Undercooked medium rare happiness.

Deepan: Anything deep fried on pan.

Manasi: Pizza- nice warm and fattening also helps in a peaceful death and foodgasm.

Vidhi: Pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese.

Shefali: Doughnut.

Mahwash: Chicken pizza with extra cheese. [And yes, pizza and junk food are two different categories. I learn.]

Pranav: image

Samadrita: Recipe looks easy but you realise the difficulty when you try to make it. Bland when made without feelings, but delicious when made with love.

Abirami: I’m like chocolate. Looks like poop on the outside, but nice on the inside.

Aninthitha: A dark blend of various meats with the choicest liver and a heart straight from the pits of hell, warmed by Lucifer served to you in a flesh prison sautéed with the freshest brine water and dirt straight from below your feet roasted to a medium brown by a unique French innovation called the sun served with a side of feels.
I would suggest a bottle of IF YOU ANNOY ME, YOU CAN TASTE MY FIST 2000 to pair excellently with your fine meal.
For desert we have MCR on a plate, ice cold, just how you like it.
Dead. Like you inside.

Anisha: I’d be a sizzling brownie, ‘cuz duh.

Manvika: Sauté + Smoked + Deep Fried + Tossed + Charred = Hot Mess.

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